10 Reasons Beyoncé didn’t stop Solange from attacking Jay

10 Reasons Beyoncé didn’t stop Solange from attacking Jay

01. She’s not programmed to break up fights

02. Her batteries were low

03. She was pretending in her head that she’d written a song Ne-Yo had already written

04. She was pouting because she had to miss Punky Brewster

05. She forgot who the other people on the elevator were

06.  She was trying to remember her name

07.  She was practicing her Miss America wave (see image above)

08. Solange accidentally hit Bey’s off button

09. She was deciding if the blue or the green crayon was her favorite

10. She was concerned because no one was flying the rocket ship they were on

Do you know of any other reasons Beyoncé didn’t stop Solange?

Seven Things I know…

Here are 7 things I know to be true

01. If there were 200+ White girls kidnapped from anywhere on the planet the entire world would stop revolving

02. If there were 200+ White girls, of any nation, kidnapped anywhere on the planet the United States would send Special Forces troops to retrieve them and capture the kidnappers

03. Despite the media coverage, of late, the world doesn’t seem to get the magnitude of the horrific act of kidnapping 200+ school girls

04. The media was obsessed with the disappearance of a commercial airliner for weeks on end but after just a few days the coverage of the kidnapped school girls has already begun to decline

05. The men responsible for the kidnapping of 200+ school girls need to be captured and killed.

06. Nigeria needs a new government

07. More evil has been done in the name of religion than any other thing

 

Have I missed anything?

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